I wish i was in the wii world.
I've come to notice a late period isn't as exciting when you have no reason to worry
I love having hate sex.
Sometimes I wonder why.. Then I realize I can't fool myself with that question bc we all know it's bc of his enormous dick
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Dude I could put my dick between the gap in her teeth.. This is the last time we are hanging out with Kentucky girls
2pm: Breaking news alert: I think I'm finally sober. Oh, and that place needs hotter strippers.
About to go out with the girl of my dreams tonight. I am looking at one of her hottest fb pics, to practice not looking at her huge tits.
They told you that you couldn't fit in the dryer. Man, did they eat their words. You did brake the door though.
His and hers buttplugs were a resounding success. Tru luv
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You better be making out with him cause we're sitting here with this awkward british girl watching videos of goats singing maroon five
so i might have figured out why that girl isn't talking to me...I'm 90% confident I didn't give her a pillow when she stayed over >.>
the amount of times i have been intoxicated, barefoot, and in a robe at 3 am at the quick check by your house is impressive, especially since i live an hour away
I found your missing hash cookies. Fuck you and I'm sorry but there are only 2 left. I already had the munchies.
I made out with 4 out of 4 girls I was out with last night, I'm pretty sure everyone knows I'm a lesbian by now
The cop took you back from the hospital and the lady at the front desk said "how are you doing cal?" You said "how do you know my name?" she responded "you're the only person i've ever seen that can throw up in your back pocket." Skills dude.
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