...so how do you feel about living with a lesbian next year?
hhaha i just laughed out loud when i read that
is that a "i laughed because im fine with it" or "im a republican" ?
tried to be sexy and unbutton his shirt with my teeth. ended up slobbering all over it. thank god he was already passed out
He set 8 alarms to make sure I took my birth control on time..
She had a boyfriend but was all over this drunk guy that she just met..she said she loved him and then puked all over him.
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oh no, im for sure still drunk. i wana eat evrything in the fancy feast commercial... everything
he made a bald eagle out of coke lines
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She looked at me and said "i like penises." and then passed out with her condom balloon animal in her hands.
I woke up on the toilet with my feet gorilla glued to the floor, cake and makeup on my face and my hand glued to my head.
Welcome to the world of vodka. Rule #1: NEVER PASS OUT. Happy 21st
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The sigh of relief when u realize none of your drunk texts will result in permanent damage
I can't believe you're asking me to think of a sincere, creative way to apologize to your penis at 2 am.
reason #1 why i should never live alone: i haven't put pants on since she left 26 hours ago. and ive made spaghetti 3 times.
well, unfortunately the rug burn lasted longer than the actual relationship
Just woke up and read the text that drunk me sent you, i take it all back, and you can't have my power puff girl pillow either.
The lady at the liquor store in my hometown just gave ran around the corner and gave me a hug when I came back from being gone for a couple months. My life is complete.
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