i threw up on the blunt... he was pissed.
Are you still giving blowjobs?
Who is this?
Is it mean that I just sent him a pic of my tits with the header, "say bye bye?"
I don't know what to be prouder of: the fact that last night i was able to successfully find my way home from evanston with 3-d glasses on, or that i was able to make my way around my house in the dark with my pants around my ankles
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You got me so high that I almost couldn't leave my house for a bar because there was nothing to lean against on the way there
Also, rendered a whole bar silent last night when I told a guy to take off his panties and take a shot out of my cleavage. Video to follow...
I HAVE to find her. I've got a pretty decent pic of her footprint on my headboard. Wonder if I can get one of the podiatry majors to help?
The other guys kept waking up so I hid... Like, dick in mouth, hiding in his sleeping bag
We are making a pool on how long he stays sober this time you want in?
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I was out of weed and my vibrator broke, so I'm now at Red Lobster.
I just felt emotion and I'm not okay with it
Jeff brought me a cup of coffee to my desk. He's getting a blow job.
He told us a story about a time his 80 year old uncle karate chopped a dick in a glory hole.
ok, muffins say "love me", waffles say "fuck me", got it.
I just woke up in a prom dress on your bathroom floor, yea I'm 32.
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