Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
So you honestly dont remember putting honey in your bong? You kept talking about how you wanted to become a bee and fly
I wish everyone walked around campus with a video of what they did this weekend above their heads.
just bought a $25 eighth from a chick who has a kid. i'm helping my community out right?
And when he pulled me off the bathroom floor, he just looked at the cat litter stuck to my chin and said "oh sweetie" and shook his head. I think my dad's officially given up hope.
He just stared me dead in the eye as he continued to beat off. Then said "you were going to catch me sooner or later".
This hickey is now green and covers half my neck. I have an alien hickey. I think he thought my neck was dinner.
Well I'm sleeping with two of them cause they have nice cars. And the third cause she has a big rack. I'm just really waiting for it all to blow up in my face so I can find a girl I'm actually interested in
I didn't realize how trashy of a night we had.
Welllll, you did eat a cherry out of my pussy. So I think that classes it up a little.
I didn't want to but I was drunk in a Disney bathroom with her and had a weak moment.
My aunt left me alone with the instructions to "get waisted" by the time she returns. I love drunk aunt.
Why is there a cash register on top of my car?
I know I don't have feelings for him because I feel completely ashamed every time after we have sex
All I remember is grabbing a random guys dick at the bar and him just saying thank you and us taking a shot together
When you can't finish your jumbo margarita and figure pouring it into a to go box will suffice... Midnight snack?
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