fun fact: cucumber in vinegar with pepper = best ever high snack
FYI: Do not ever call any girl a thundercunt as a form of dirty talk.
I swallowed your vile semen and you don't know what color my fucking eyes are!?
I got "discovered a new religion high" last night
I need to surround myself with more reliable stoners...
i guess this means i'm going to be wearing knee socks during sex again
she peed. on the sidewalk. it is 2 pm. Help.
He panicked, you ducked and I was coming off a 3 day coke binge. It was no one's shining moment.
Come over, I want to eat cookie dough off your dick.
It's like some sort of initiation to finger one of them... so I did it. And got high fived afterwards like a dozen times.
Those were right hand only?
But now he's gone and I'm exhausted and my vagina is yelling at me and I want a cheeseburger
I tried to settle their lesbian roommate fight by turning on Pretty Wild
I'm by the tree and the Dora the explorer balloon .. Look for the Dora the explorer balloon
My ex's psycho new girlfriend found my vibrator I forgot at his place. Apparently she didn't find it as funny as I did. 😂
okay i know we havent talked for like weeks but i just really wanted to tell you that i miss your dick. like alot.
whose this? and thank you
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