Your tits are I can't wait for
I was rubbing the clit just like wikipedia told me to.
i'd fuck the guy who invented dead baby jokes.
I wish I loved anything like you love Tequila.
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so I told him I hadn't been laid since Bush was president. Right after he cums, he says "Welcome to the Obama Administration".
I did my dad and i had to keep going back there to pick up coffee
please read the first 4 words of that text and consider punctuation
Just walked by a yard full of girls wearing bikinis. I did my best to stare.
dude i feel like at any given point 3/5 of that family is trying to fuck you
Hypothetically speaking, what is the proper response if one gets bitten by a most likely not rabid squirrel? Hypothetically.
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I have three different pairs of earrings at three different houses including your 16 year old brothers nightstand. Look at my life. Look at my choices
I am downtown smoking a joint with Woody Harrelson...Because our car won't start. I will be there as soon as I can.
I'm intrigued by how his mouth tasted the same as his dick.
I texted her that I burned my tongue drinking coffee so it hurt to talk or kiss... How many points do I get for doing her without talking or making out first?
If I slept with her my dick would come out glittery
coward.
She then told me, and I quote "I want to send you nudes just to see how you'd react."
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