In line at the arbys drive thru on foot. Legendary.
everytime i listen to a chris brown song and like it i feel like i bad person
I've been emailing with a woman. I don't think she's into me, but we've become sorta email buddies. I'm hoping to meet her because on her profile she states she's into 'fisting.' Frankly the thought kinda freaks me out but I'm dying to see what kind of woman is 1) into that and 2) admits it upfront.
Just when I think I'm the one with the problem, I get home for the holidays and the family shows me what alcoholism is really about
thank you for tagging me in all my pictures as "skank" and yourself as "made by the hands of God"
last karaoke night = doing dmx songs with a guy who threatened to stab me. so yeah I'm coming out.
You can fuck me but I'm keeping my parka on.
The friend zone. He put me in the friend zone. But said he still wants me to suck his dick. I'm in the dick sucking friend zone and I want to die.
She had like a side ponytail and hoop earrings though. And legwarmers. Like a horrible 80s nightmare. Don't drink and dream, dude.
He is more interested in finding his sweater than he is in having sex with me. It better be a great fucking sweater.
I wasn't going to just ask my parents for a damn vibrator for christmas
I suggest both. Please have sex with them and prepare notes for a final comparison.
I'm glad we smoked together,that was probs the biggest sibling bonding we will ever have.
Yeah it got awkward when the two guys we were playing beer pong against realized that I'd hooked up with both of them. Their teamwork declined after that.
I'm telling you, I 'm beginning to think that my vagina is magical.
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