the whole time he was cumming, he did the joey lawrence WHOA. over and over. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA.
i scrubbed and i scrubbed and i scrubbed and i still was a whore
PS Can you transmit a UTI to a sexual partner? I tried to ask, but the doctor just told me to abstain (sup Bristol) for my own good w/o answering
Well I woke up with a note on me reading Dear Passed Out Girl, and ending with why I shouldn't drink so much. Damn Tequilla.
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I don't think so, think I've only met him once, the night I lost my teeth
i know im back at school when i can poke any random spot on my body and expect a 80% chance that theres a bruise there
I've started grabbing my boobs in front of my lesbian philosophy professor so she'll give me a better grade. It's working...
they just started filling water ballons with vodka.
on my way.
Got robbed by knifepoint. Then got sympathy Bj. I might have to walk down Austin ave drunk every weekend
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She finally pulled over after almost hitting 4 cars and a semi and asked me if i was rwady i told her to let my penis to come back out
The only reason I can fathom that you've been able to continue to date new people this long is that women continue to become of age each year, and the younger ones don't know any better.
This is the third time my roommate and I have drunkenly hooked up. I'm starting to think she's not as straight as she says she is.
Are you opposed to me trying out your penis?
woke up. showered n got ready. had sex. and was still 15 minutes early to work... its gonna be a good day!
I let a drunk straight girl spank me with a metal paddle at the bar tonight. Remind me to never do that again.
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