Job is the problem. Drinking, the solution.
why didn't we just drop out of school years ago and become dominatrix bitches who beat men?
I don't know but we should still do that
The only ground rules are no one is allowed to come who will say "no, that's a bad idea" or "what if we get arrested?"
it's gotten to the point where there are no existing good choices. even our good choices are bad choice by anyone's standards but ours.
I think you're going to have to drive me to white haven. I don't know if my brain can handle having my mom drop me off at a strip club.
Oh and I ate all of your Cinnamon Toast Crunch. Consider it part of your reparation payment for accidental anal insertion. I may continue to collect payments until I am no longer sore.
Saturday evening, however, will be my vodka and bubble wrap extravaganza.
Theres a 75% chance I'm wearing a hocky mask and nothing else right now
Ps I am
Anderson Cooper just came out.
Crying tears of glitter and rainbows right now. Gonna decorate my dildo like My Little Pony in his honor.
I'm eating those little wheels of cheese and watching storage wars, this is the opposite of sex.
you're usually drunk when you offer. there's one time you called me, told me not to dye my hair red, and asked if i wanted to see your tits.
I'm pretty sure I just orgasmned my way out of paying for that weed
It's 5am and I have yet to fall asleep. At what point do we just accept that I run on vodka?
I was the only one in group sessions to bring up sex as a stress reliever. Some of those people were awfully judgy despite the fact we were all in a psych ward.
My vagina cried when he left. I think she's about to be at war with my self respect.
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