I wanna come home
And do what?
Kiss. Rip clothes off. Repeat.
meet me or not, i'm out of control
So then the officer asked you how you were getting home and you told him "very carefully"
Nothing like throwing up 1/2 price appatizers and 2 4 1 personal pitcher in uniform to remind myself what a succesful failure I am
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Only mom could turn an abortion day into a shopping day
Well, a cop just pulled up. This could go either way.
the night probably should have been over when the guy let her fill out my mechanical bull waver for me because i couldn't read
One good thing out of all this is her ass is huge. Like Australia Big.
Please come and kill me with a brick you dont even have to be nice about it just smash myfucking skull in this is the worst hangover ive had for at least a week
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Of the two of us, which one has licked a drag queen's tit in the past 5 days?
didn't prepare for this snow storm at all. i only have like 6 beer and all my booty calls already went home for the holiday. this is bull.
I just got a job offer for Australia. Unfortunately I have given the name of Whitney
I'm in your room because it's a safe space. Is it ok to pee in here?
Hey! How are you feeling? Still preferring soup over sex?
Can’t. Tonight’s a netflix and dick night
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