This unplanned pregnancy thing is really taking all the fun out of football season.
Relationship's official after skype sex--college kid at his finest.
Please know that I fully expect you to help me steal a bed if I have a bad breakup.
Did you really just text me at 6:35 in the morning asking where the condoms were? I moved out a year ago.
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Just had a flashback of dry humping a man lying in the street while Jim (dressed as santa) screams 'HAVE YOU BEEN A GOOD BOY?!'
You stole my camera, took a picture of yourself and said "that's beautiful, just as beautiful as our waitress".
We smoked a bowl in front of the abortion clinic shouting Obama at the protestors.
ANNA HAS DISCOVERED EROTIC FANFICTION OF SHARKNADO THIS IS NOT A DRILL
im watching blue is the warmest color at the music box and this dude is literally masturbating 3 feet in front of me
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You casually put your finger in my ass and other people are weird..
That's so awful of me. Instead of comforting her I masturbated in front of my ex-boyfriend.
HOLY FUCK i just remembered we had bows and arrows and firecrackers last night
and flaming arrows and vodka
how did we not set your garage on fire
She thinks I cheated on her 10 years ago in a past life lmao
So I lost my dignity between the strip club and your penis...
He said they were his favorite shoes.. So I threw one down the sewer. Now he'll keep searching the house for the other one. Sweet silent revenge.
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