im in his phone as 'great ass to tap'
I think he'd cut a tree down for me. He's from North Dakota. That's something hot guys do there, right?
better to have posed nude and lost than to never have posed nude at all...thats what i always say
She is chewing on staples and spitting them at her cat, I think it's time to leave..
He's spent his last 3 years working at Urban Outfitters. No, I'm not sad I missed out on a life of mustaches, the dollar menu and shitty scarves.
I'm still trying to figure out how you came back with chinese food, and a spoon covered in icing saying 'cake..'
A small child is toddling around the store, holding a coloring book and a shot glass. Thinking of you.
I am nonfunctional stoned. I had to ask ben to put me somewhere away from all the people I'm sitting on someones bed watching a wall. Not alright. Should not have come.
In the UK. Bar special, every drink costs a pound. I'm two shots away from being deported. God save the queen.
We had a pillow fight. It looks like an angel exploded here. A DRUNK ALCOHOLIC ANGEL
Woke up in bushes at UT didn't know I was Austin last night
I don't know what to do about my nipple.
I masterbated to his instagram page. Too far or....?
There we go, I shall begin my attempt to achieve whore status today
Maybe it’s too soon to casually tell the boss that I went to Tulsa for some dick last night
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