I fink we're distracting them from bumping the proverbial uglies
i think the next time he gets me off i'm going to scream bangarang
ru fi oooo
I have the Lakers game on, but all I can think about is having sex with you. Not sure what you've done here.
I am growing concerned with the number of people here in cowboy hats
So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
nothing like walking down the street with a garbage bag of puke trying to find a dumpster
Also, your vagina needs a time out and let your brain have a chance to make decisions.
Pregaming before going to drink with a girl from Russia. Please make sure I'm not dead in the morning.
We won't have time to talk.. I'll be rolling you a blunt and you'll be getting naked.
what's your room number? I've never been there sober...
Have you had sex with a man from New Zealand? No? Then your input is invalid.
You were in the girls bathroom yelling at some random chick because you thought she stole all the urinals. That's why you were kicked out.
I'm so high that a guy on TV just sneezed and I said "bless you."
It got to the point where I was so drunk, playing rock paper scissors as a drinking game seemed like a good idea.
I’m making a jello mold of my penis
Will it be as disappointing as your actual penis?
Randomize
