I specifically asked you not to be slutty tonight.
Whenever he makes me dinner its always mini things.. cheeseburgers, corndogs.. is he preparing me for something?
then she made me sanitize my hands before fingering her...i may have found my soulmate
I'll call it a relationship when I stop masturbating after he goes to sleep
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I see you've set aside this special time to humiliate yourself in public.
But for future reference, it might help your game if you don't tell the girl you're trying to get on your dick that she's "not the worst thing you've ever seen"
All I know is she walked in crying with a bag of limes and a bottle of tequila and has been locked in her room blasting lil wayne ever since.
Kyle's mobile fuck service..... Kinda has a nice ring to it don't you think??
Boys should be on-demand - like, once you select one, he's yours for the next 24-hours
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I don't know but this 12 year old kid is soaking up all of our bad morals like a super tampon on the second day of my period
I was fed cake in bed and then was pinned down and ridden till I came. And then fed more cake. I'm going to marry Brad. I'll put money on it.
It's gotten to the point where waking up in my own apartment is a surprise
I need dunkaroos back in my life.
I think clothing becomes optional at the second date! But you seem like a rule breaker
Do you remember when I didn't post that pic of you fucking an avocado on your boss' desk? Can you return the favour?
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