it turns out vodka filled condoms arent that funny
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
is it really high of me to have brought my own hot sauce to wendys?
Of course he got arrested. He was wearing a toga. Even Tom Hanks couldn't act sober in a toga.
One reason I don't come to Portland. I saw 8 guys I have had sex with last night. At the same party.
By 8 I mean 9.
And by 9 I mean 10.
What's a "vodkaffle"?
It's where she puts vodka in the waffle mix.
college stoner meal of the day: microwaved nutrigrain bars
I just horrified a large group of people. Congrats on dating me.
He likes bondage and spanking and shit.
Oh, so "normal" kinky not "I wanna pee on people" kinky. I can handle that.
Let's get drunk and go to Walmart and just tackle people at random.
Did you blackout Saturday before or after we had sex in a random snow bank?
We are in Florida for 3 days. The people in charge of shit brought: a waffle maker, a cheese grater and a SEWING MACHINE
AND NO VODKA
In the morning he said my plan to make 2 casseroles today was, "hot in a grandma sort of way," & I didn't think it was weird. THAT'S how hot he was.
You mistakenly try to piss in a cactus bush ONE TIME and are forever dubbed cactus ass
we can no longer cook chicken in the house. his name is herbert, we are keeping him and can not eat his people in front of him.
Randomize
