I'm not going to blow you while you look at fish on the internet.
you won't ask to borrow his earbuds because you think it's gross, but you'll have sex with him?
Oh no. He has the "I'm 30 years old and I just shit myself in public" face.
he's 25, hott, and leaving for iraq tuesday, i wanna get in as much as possible...
your life is a nick sparks novel waiting to happen
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Well regardless of where or with who you will be blacking out and i will be pouring shots down ur throat like a baby bird
After throwing up, the toothpaste tasted so good. Thank you for not letting me eat it.
I have to think about this realistically and not with my vagina.
If you were wondering whether I accidentally FaceTime called the undergrad who works for me in lab during a particularly graphic blow job last night, then the answer is yes.
I just found out the guy that lied and blew me off got arrested, his mugshot is online. Life is good.
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You didn't hold all these dicks to become a party planner!
Definitely had a dick in my ass while watching the Seahawks win. Best NFC Championship game ever.
Hey! How are you feeling? Still preferring soup over sex?
Dicks are not precious.
She just kept roaring and saying Katy Perry had nothing on her. Wtf did she take?
I was pretty sure he wouldn't be into me after I fucked his brother, and then his best friend, and yet, here I am doing lines off his stomach
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