Remember that sex scene from American Psycho?
Ya, why?
We should try that some time.
i just fingered the ice cream at home instead of getting a spoon
been there done that
guess who just got paired up at the beer pong table with the fat girl who's nipples are hanging out...
you ever feel like there is a sober person insided you pointing and laughing....?
hey I'm just gonna fall asleep in the bathroom at the library call me when you're done with class
My RA just gave me tips on how to have discreet shower sex. Were we that loud?
So, after having sex with my 4th overweight girl in 2 weeks, I've decided Charlie Sheen syndrome is ruining my life.
...She was shooting whiskey using a turkey baster...i was horrified.
somehow a sneeze triggered me puking over everyone in the car
i understand you have values and thats awesome, all i want to help you do is forget about them breifly
All I'm asking for is flower occasionally, and in return you get to come home to me naked in heels. Is that to much to ask for?
seriously considering getting an electric blanket rather than sleeping with guys this winter for warmth.
I made a powerpoint to trip to.
you are so studious.
the fact that I can still put my shoes on is a testament to the fact that I can outdrink these bros
i think i puked but i couldve been a dream and i may have madeout with a 20 something guy infront of my managers...also possible dream.
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