i threw up in a trash can last night at kellys irish times. but in a trash can because i'm a lady
I've never watched DWTS before, but this show's got Pamela Anderson, Erin Andrews and Brooke Burke: 3 of my top 10 all time most masturbated to women.
i feel like arbor mist is too classy for that. you need a colt 45
Yeah you're right. The one time when arbor mist is too classy
After the tests come back negative, you guys will look back on this evening with fond memories...
I was on hold waiting for customer service at verizon so we obviously we had enough time to have sex, i just put the phone on speaker
hot buttered vodka was not a success. on any level.
I choose McDonald's breakfast at 1:28am over sex anytime
He offered to let her do a line of coke off his hard-on. She said she'd had that hard-on and it would be a bump, not a line. Everyone laughed. That's why he left.
So that answers the first question but not the second: how the fuck am I getting home?
I dont know it just seems wrong to fuck her on my exes back porch
like are we talking 'quick beer' bad or 'break out the real vodka' bad
It's Friday the 13th and you just got boned by a guy named Jason....
Holy shit, I wanna ride him into the horizon.
RICK BROUGHT THE HOT BARTENDER HOME. SOMEONE CALL THE FIRE DEPARTMENT, CUZ RICKYS ON FIIIIIIIRE.
lmao nvm she punched him in the face and left
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
i just woke up on the desk in his dorm with him snoring in my vagina. better than last week waking up to a different guy puking on my bare ass i guess.
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