I had to remind him that there is no "age exchange rate" between the u.s. and spain, and that 16 will always equal 16
we made out inside of a kiddie slide for about 20 mins. it was the sexiest, most suffocating experience I've ever had
No, I'm not keeping her! I can't become an adulterer and a dog stealer in the same 24 hours...
Ahhh November 1st. National Untagging Day
He fucked a visibly pregnant girl. It doesn't get weirder than that.
So the bar isnt gonna put that broken window on my tab. appaerently they want cash
Thanks for letting me in last night. I was drunkenly sleepwalking.
Well tech shes born nov 12, but since her head was out on the 11th, she claims both days as her birthday
I'm going to text my booty call and tell him nevermind, that I got the job finished by myself. That will teach him to text back faster.
This lesson is brought you by a psychology class.
God he's so convenient, drugs, an parties all in one person. He's like the Walmart of delinquency.
I feel like he has a double life, why was he walking around at 3 am with a backpack?
Stephen I'm in a lecture and the lecturer just said 'you can CHOOSE to put something in your mouth and swallow it" i'm the only one here who burst out laughing, this is awkward. Thought you'd appreciate it.
They'll never let you practice medicine.
These people don't understand my stages of drunk
Dammit. the window insulation sheets are too small for my windows. Yet again I am disappointed by size
Yup we found her. The bouncer was carrying her out
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