We drank from noon till 5 am, there was adderall and nice jews involved it was just crazy
I have a feeling that after last night, i'm not just going to hell. i'm going to hell on a full scholarship. free admission bitches
Let's roleplay tonight. I'll be drunken diva and you be sexy sober.
IF that's your way of making me dd then count me out.
i just watched a special on porn, the business isn't doing so good. You may want to wait before you start your career
I just got home. Seriously all I remember is taking out my contacts and putting your balls in my mouth.
Getting sheets for college, what is the thread count that shows the least amount of cumstains?
630.
I feel like I had a lobotomy last night. I blacked out. Did we try to stick my Penis in a beer bottle?
She took a picture of me when she thought I was sleeping. I don't know whether to be amused or scared.
Your texting shows a blood alcohol level of .12
You just gave me the title for the series of our lives. Haha. Chapter 12: the cocaine on the back of the hairbrush
holy shit I just remembered that story I told about Tom hanks going bowling while high.
I mean, don't most people have like a two week grace period where it's okay to ditch new friends?
where are my pants?
in the oven.
if anyone asks you the platypus in my bathtub is a gift...thats all anyone needs to know
Well, for starters, you were growling and slurping beer from a puddle on the carpet. Let's all hope that was beer...
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