Does my surprise involve the use of a safe word?
Probably.
I'm in.
Can we talk about the cons of throwing up in the bathtub. there are no pros.
we were dressed as cave people and he kept telling everybody i was so easy a caveman could do it.
Stop making all the ice cubes only big enough to fit in your bong. It takes like 3 trays for a glass of ice water
i feel this will be the best possible way to start a friendship. By breaking into his house.
I woke up with no pants, someone elses shirt, but my new years crown still on. That is dedication.
Last time I went to flagstaff I threw up in my beard. I would very much like to recreate that moment.
Curled up in the fetal position, trying not to throw up or think about my future, and humming songs from musicals to myself. You?
gona look into getting a tetanus booster and carrying an adrenaline shot...its going off this weekend
Thanks for letting me use your ID, there's $120 along with your ID in the mail to cover the Urinating in public fine I got last night....sorry
Now some guy that's in my phone as " Alex lip ring hot" is texting me and I don't where life is taking me
Still trying to figure out where I was when someone broke the lawn chair and put it in the bathroom.
I just shaved my "bikini area" into a fucking pizza slice
i sent my dealer a picture of the money i would pay him. i also told him i would pay him in cheez-its if he would prefer that.
Can I get my morals surgically removed?
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