This chick, for whatever reason, has serious "Leave your wife and kids and also break up her young marriage in order to frolick for a good 2 weeks before I realize that she's just like the rest of them and I made a huge mistake and ruined a lot of lives in the process" potential. It's SO INTRIGUING.
Remind me to tell you the Scottish bar story tomorrow
Remind me to tell you it was a shitty story when you're done telling it tomorrow
i got really high and listened to the spongebob squarepants theme song and, i swear to god, it was in german.
his mom found me in the closet hiding and the only thing i could think of was to sit there and wave.
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OMG stoned with flashing lights behind me, I was freaking out until I realized I wasn't driving my couch
yep you were here saturday. if you woke up smelling like vanilla i can explain.
I was basically shocked at how calmly you accepted my violently shoving a french fry in your mouth.
he just sat there, in the doorway of my dorm room, chuggin a fifth like nobodys buisness.. don't know whether to fuck him or be afraid of his confidence
the guy sitting next to me at the bar has a patrick swayze tattoo hovering over a roast beef sandwich. 'merica.
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Her hookup left his underwear and shorts in the dorm last night... What he was wearing when he left, we may never know.
Sorry it's taking so long, it's harder to take an ass pic with an iPad than you think
I just know what's gonna happen. I mean. I shaved my legs up to shorts length. But I'm leaving the rest as a sort of makeshift caution tape.
You know you threw a brownie at my head last night. And said you did it to defend the turtles honer....
A dick pic is not a proper way to say I'm sorry
Welp, no use in crying over spilt milk. I can't unbang her.
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