wait, do i give off the impression that i DON'T want girls to show me their boobs if i video chat with them?
so far i wrote 500 words for a paper on sean paul performing we be burnin..i can officially do anything on adderral
You stood in front of a yellow Camaro and kept yelling at it to "Transform already!!!!".. yeah, I'd say you were pretty wasted.
I knew it was time to leave Waffle House when you started singing "What's Your Fantasy" to your hash browns.
I'm love that we're talking about a possible 3rd 3some, and that you're going to be a dad.
When you wake up in your dorm right outside your room with the key in the door, then you will understand my pain.
My grandpa is giving me detailed instructions on how to fight a second floor bedroom fire from a ladder on the out side. Just in case
my night ended with a pity blow in a racecar bed
I woke up with a black eye, bruised knuckles, wearing women's clothing, in a house I did not recognize, next to a solid 9. Thank you for making 21 special.
I feel like, for the first time today, we had a healthy yolo.
I don't want random pictures of your morning wood. It's like, what a glorious morning oh a penis.
I want to tell you your future: you're going to be having sex
Who is this? I have a text from you last night telling me your name and to train hard for Tuesday, please make this make sense
A world without bacon flavored condoms is not one I want to live in.
I THINK HE DOES. OMG!!!!! OMG I FUCKED A GUY W A FAKE LEG AND I DIDN'T EVEN KNOW!!!!!!????!!!!!!!!!
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