Would you feel weird if I asked out ___?
You dont call on our son's bday but you want to know if I'll give you permission to date my best friend?
So...no?`
I'm at a work party and I don't know how to drink socially. You know, like slow?
Yeah we had sex for the first time last night and all the text he sent me afterwards said was “heh”
she kept yelling 'call me bella'
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I told her at least we still had each other. That's when she started crying.
This place doesnt have redbull or serve shots. Its like they are at war with fun.
you know, even black out drunk I can always remember the exact point where I should have stopped drinking.
He just said "fuck you" to the bowl he's eating things out of
He gave me his business card. It was a Justin Bieber trading card with his number written in sharpie. I have to call him don't I?
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did you not get the photos of the finger bruises on my ass?
I cNt phones. tingles in my fingles. jingles
smoked some of that legal weed last night, felt like God himself legit bent me over his knee and spanked my ass. Never again..never.
so she gave me back a bag of clothing, had some boxers in it...they werent mine.... well that sums up 5 years of my life
if i do community service solely to impress a guy, everyone wins, right?
except your soul
I didn't think you wanted your identity stolen along with your dignity. My mistake.
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