i either bought an eighteen year old girl or i'm engaged to her... i'm not quite sure
I wont touch it. I promise i wont touch it. JUST GET UNDER THE DAMN TABLE PLEASE.
Hey Operation Dumbo Drop... FYI, when you select your date this evening, our doorway is 3'x7'
i feel like im playing gay clue. i have to figure out where i am, who took me home, and what he put in me
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She compared sex to doing dishes."You scrub them until they're wet."
I took the precaution of putting my macbook the one place in the dorm there is no way i can piss on it... the toilet
we just plugged the camera up to the big screen. would you like to come see what you did last night, in high definition?
i know and i thought i was only capable of loving dick and drugs, im so happy
The sign say "Kereoke" strip bar. 5 more beers and ill be ready to rumble.
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I'm pretty sure I made out with a guy in a man thong.
We peed together in a dark alley while holding hands. That is a bond that can never be broken.
I saw the attitude and didn't even try. Line of the night from one guy who talked with them for a while said, "I don't meet you standards. I have a job and would treat you well." She was blank faced.
We're doing a team debriefing of Saturday night in group text right now. As 75% of the female presence at that party we saw some shit.
He overslept for our prescheduled morning sex. The fact that my vagina isn't enough to get him out of bed was the last straw.
my boobs just made me lose a game of beer pong. the balls hit them, bounced off and into the cup. twice. ive never been so disappointed in them.
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