How's tricks little girl?
Trix are for kids, old man.
i just remembered that i beat off next to you while we were naked and passed out next to each other after last night... No Homo
If you made a robot out of pillows would he be nice? It's hard to imagine a mean pillow robot. And who came up with the idea of shaving their legs?
She said "You blew my mind last night." and I said "nah, I just blew my load." and her mom heard.
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Today should be called shooting fish in a barrel day. Every place ive gone to ive met a girl who regrets not hooking up last night. There have not been girls this easy since Fathers Day
i just saw her new tattoo, how much more trashy can you get than having "taste the rainbow" on your body for the rest of your life?
remind me in the morning to get the random kid out of the closet and to clean the pudding off the wall
I had to jump out of her car while it was moving enough said
I'm not gonna lie; I was dosed with mushrooms and am eating pickles with a guy in all white. It's weird, but I'm down. Help.
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He counted every piece of macaroni in the box and then faceplanted into the bowl
we should look into getting a golf cart for the weekend. i have a feeling legs wont be a sufficient source of transportation.
He's a huge toolbag douche loser with a below average dick who doesn't know how to treat a girlfriend. He was my rebound after Brady. It was a pitiful 1 month rebound "extravaganza"
Just walk of shamed past a 5 year old on my way out of my booty call. He waved at me. Is this the single life I've been missing?
My phone just said I texted someone at 430a and said let's fight. Then I texted them an hour later and said thanks.
It was kind of like hidden Mickey ears, but with dicks.
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