I just accidentally handed the ticket lady a condom instead of the intended ticket. I am now the official whore of Harry Potter.
He said "I know I'm not gay. I fucked a guy once and didn't like it"
What the hell did I do to get youtube to recommend a video for me called "how to increase your chances of getting pregnant"?
It's underwear night and I am literally in the bar wearing nothing but underwear and flip flops.
I think need to divide my DVD collection into "movies I've seen" and "movies I've only seen during sex"
We're sending your burrito through the mail slot.
he's totally gay but hes wondering what hes missing out on. Im going to show him.
no pressure.
Fell asleep on the Grass at Lolla woke up in the Brown line. What. The. Fuck.
Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
He says he won't get serious until he screws an Asian and a virgin. I should just place an ad on Craig's List
Wanted: female 18-24 of Asian or partial Asian descent to fuck my ginger boyfriend. Must be willing and able to fake virginity. No emotional connection needed, just sex, just once. Further contact post sex not needed (or particularly desired)
Every time I think about it I can feel His toe in my mouth and I gag, I'm scarred for life.
i think dick pics are a sign of a sexual renaissance
Dude. I legit missed class because I got too engrossed in the porn I was watching. Also I need to figure out how to get as flexible as these chicks. Some of the positions they do are outrageous.
you guys just sat there and simultaneously smoked bowls staring at each other... it was like a bowl off or something.
So, anyways, aside from wanting to seduce my roommate for booze, how's everything been
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