I just had human shit waiting for me at the top of the escalator at Bowery. This is truly the Lord's day.
May the Lord look upon you in favor and give you pees.
Currently listening to 'Just Put it in Your Mouth.' remember when i went through that phase?
I could write a book called "things that come out of my vagina"
How do I introduce myself to her without coming off as "the guy who jacks-off to her profile pic"?
Cool, so I just walked in on my grandfather checking his prostate in the kitchen.
Just woke up. Need to shower and fuck. Be there when I'm done disappointing. Should be 30.
is it possible i asked you to give me a preliminary pap smear?
Need you on the dancefloor. Hungry and lonely.
HE'S BRINGING FRIED MAC AND CHEESE BITES. I GET FRIED MAC AND CHEESE AND SEX PEOPLE. BEST WEDNESDAY EVER.
Well I was thinking of taking him out for drinks then lecturing him about his drinking... kind of like an open minded intervention
Can we make 2014 the year of no unsolicited dick pics?
drinks after work?
that question mark offends me.
The day I let him eat me out will be the day that Donald trump is an honest, kind, non-bigoted member of society
EVERYBODY CALM YOUR SHIT
Before making travel and hotel reservations to meet your "affair" for the first time, consult your menstrual calendar! $633 wasted!
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