Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
He's the equivalent of a body pillow and a dildo. But still funny. We have good pillow talk.
I made two strippers play rock paper scissors to see who would give me a lap dance last night
constantly striving to make life awkward and more complicated, one drunk bone at a time.
how was it?
he was petting the bushes because they were "napkins"
We legit stopped the the game so that Jamie and I could throw up in the bushes, and then continue to play intramurals... this is what my life is coming to1
He called it restless penis syndrome. I call it cheating.
One guy got his nose broke and was playing with it. Then another guy was playing beer pong off his horse.
no. i discovered the *exact* amount of drugs i need to do to understand calculus.
This girl braided my pubes while i was asleep. Now i cant get them undone.
I woke up and there was pizza slices on the fucking walls of my room
Was just messaged by someone in a Power Ranger suit on OkCupid... Figured you would approve
You kidnapped her dog. I don't care that you and the dog are epic bros, that's just not cool. Return him.
I went to steal condoms from your room and all I could find was chik fil a sauce
For the love of all that is holy just take the tranquilizers Erica
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