Omg. If Ina Garten Makes roast chicken one more time im going to strangle her with her white button down
Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
I hope you had to get up out of bed and walk across your room to check this text message
I just told a dude I hooked up with last night he was the pick of the litter.
She's been drinking and was roller blading. I'm sure you can do the math
All i know if I'm throwing uo into a bag with a smiley facE on it right now and this is not a smileuy face time right nowe
they're both probably 7 inches? or 8? I'm shoving a ruler in my mouth trying to figure it out
Oh god I just realized bird face had che Guevara tattooed on her upper arm. Deals off, readivised opinion
If I have to strap one on and give it to you good, you will not die revirginated. That's friendship.
I should probably eat a Plan B. Pill for breakfast. Happy Halloween.
See I insist I'm not a groupie and then I say things like "will bang for a backstage pass".
Already drunk, almost got in a fight with a bunch of irish chicks. And another with canadians. On my way to get a tattoo. I plan to regret this trip.
Note to self: make sure the door is locked before the handcuffs go on.
Just convinced the cute guy from class that I have prostate cancer. GET ME OUT OF THIS TOWN!
Plan b and 5 hour enegery breakfast of a champion
Randomize
