The bar is filled with bros right now. Sucks I had to pay $5 to find that out.
I asked him where the store BJ's was and he unzipped his pants.
If my nicknames are based on what I throw up, you can call me Jimmy Johns
Haha im sorry. Its just financially responsiable to bang him instead of you right now.
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Woke up with puke in my bed and my pockets full of Tootsie Rolls.
he swears he got herpes from a bowl of soup
so thats a no on the drunken crutches race 2moro
i am going to show so many millionaires my nipple
I have officially made out with every girl you've made out with, even the random you met on the Mexico flight
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I will pre answer that I did not see it the fun way. He was peeing outside.
I woke up in my own bed clutching a key to a Ramada in another state.
Dude. You gotta go home. I think I left the snake hanging on the chandelier.
I will sleep with anyone I have to to make sure you don't get deported
Xanax and cookies, it's good to be home
Had sex on the beach last night with a drug dealer. win-win-win situation