i now understand why he chose to have sex with my friend rather then me after lookin in the mirror this morning. and id do the same thing.
He stole her cigarettes and walked 15 miles just so he wouldn't have to wake up next to her. God I love being a lesbian.
From the prices on this menu it looks like I have no choice. I have to blow him.
drunk enough to drink jager bombs out of a bowl on the kitchen floor.
....I found a picture of what appears to be the underneath side of the barstool (taken from the floor) and to top that, 9 pictures of the ceiling. Also, did I mention there's a picture with us posing with a pregnant lady at the bar?! WELP
u r missing out we r watching a tranny direct traffic in a gstring
Have you seen Dave? He's not on top of the bar anymore but I found his shirt.
I woke up and he used my makeup to write "hope you don't get pregnant" on my mirror before he left
Im playing lifeguard in my own bathroom. How's ur night?
Dude, he threw a pool chair off of an 8 story building. It was a successful night I'd say.
I went in the closet and cried, then the bathroom and cried, and lastly he showed me his penis and I cried. It was a weird night.
I just had really awesome sex bent over the side of an air hockey table. That is all. Happy thanksgiving.
I wouldn't be too worried. He's been known to chase a chubby before.
THAT IS NOT HOW YOU TALK TO YOUR SISTER
Can we talk about how i drunkenly changed the timezone on my phone last night and just showed up to work an hour early
Its 7am I'm awake still drunk, there is food, random clothing and road cone in my room. I can't decide if this is a failure or a success???
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