I wish i was in the wii world.
her teeth should be alot whiter from all of those blowjobs she gives
I know this may seem inappropriate, but are you gonna bring any blow to the wedding?
It's only 4 pm and I'm already way past my preferred quota of "could have died" moments
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
You know you're on day 1 of your period when the new mcdonalds commercial makes you cry
I think the taxi driver just requested me on facebook..... his name was george right?
Do you know who the random guy who just walked in to kiss me goodnight is?
private study room at the lib turned into byob study room. that turned into battle royale and eric impaling his leg on a pen.
Also, you should've bet on Team Liver.
We won.
USA USA USA
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
call me with an emergency in 5 min. This chick has a strap on hangin behind the bathroom door.
She showed up ready for sex all night.. with waters and a meat and cheese tray
Imagine the quality of nudes you could send with a selfie stick
For the first time in my life, I still have money by the next payday. Who is this responsible person and what have they done with the real me?
COVER ME IN BACON THATS MY FETISH
ACTUALLY ITS NOT, I HAVE NO FUCKING IDEA WHAT AWAKENS THE MONSTER BELOW THE BELT
I just called my grandma crying, apologizing for being the first grandchild to have premarital sex...I'm either about to start my period or pregnant.
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