Ill do this for you.
You are a team player.
This is me making up for not putting my tongue inside you more.
it's gonna be a chat room kind of night
When I woke up I had three missed calls from the name 'dream krystals'.... If I remember correctly she was the lady at the drive thru at Krystals and her name was Dream.. She wanted to come to the strip club with us... Do you remember?
I don't even know why im sitting in this office eating a poptart.
Im only pretending to be his friend so I can sleep with his girlfriend.
They're putting plan B in vending machines now. My life just got so much easier.
I'm figuring, since someone shoved pizza crust in my ear last night, there might be some leftover pizza.
After the 3rd shot, she was running around singing, "Twinkle Twinkle Big Ol' Dick, on your happy place I'll sit" to your brother.
Put that bitch's torch out. She's been voted off.
I've hit an all time low I just sent a boob pict to fat Randall the one I gave a partial bj to a year a a half ago
Do you know how to get blood out of tile grout?
I got my dick out in a gay bar for just one free shot. I didn't know I could be bought so cheap
you ever just feel like an organ is failing?
Fuck that guy and his dumb haircut and awesome dick
Dear god my vagina.
my night went from a boring school play to hotboxing a car with 3 criminals
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