Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
I wana party with Kermit the frog, no wait. Fozzy the bear. He's probably a silly bitch when he's drunk.
Clearly I made an impression.
Or at least your vagina did.
We saw a kid playing in poison ivy. We walked away, he'll learn his lesson.
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i said good morning to each one of his abs personally
successfully started a charcoal grill with 2 shots of everclear and some aluminum foil. i never wanna leave here
I tried to put a seat belt on in the shower. And I'm 80% sure I ate soap.
You're going to have to tell him your name isn't Ivor McTruckson eventually.
You guys don't happened to be dressed as gladiators, do you?
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You decided that walking wasn't in the cards for you anymore
We'll get you some ice cream, but no sprinkles. Sprinkles are for winners.
He told me I remind him of his ex girlfriend but in a better more advanced way..
How's Vegas?
Woke up with a sculpture of my own head. Been trying to find Ashley for two days. so pretty not too bad.
Awww I'm so proud! Starting friendships before you hook up!
THERE IS WATER LITERALLY DRIPPING OFF OF THE CHANDELIER. I OFFICIALLY HAVE THE WORLD'S WORST RAINFALL SHOWER HEAD.
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