we just fucked in the mcds parking lot
wasnt he a virgin
yes we got celebratory milkshakes after
Did your dad mention the fact that you asked him for viagra at 2 in the morning?
Sitting on the floor in my kitchen eating taquitos. Being this drunk the next day has lost its allure post graduation.
just woke up COVERED in glow sticks and glitter. didn't even have to turn the light on to puke.
You know its a good sign when a girl asks who everyone is AFTER she flashes her tits to the room.
he got a charlie horse midthrust which triggered my orgasm we're still sorting this out.
There was a gay guy in drag passed out against the wall but we had sex in there anyway.
I would fuck him In a heartbeat, an obese child running up stairs with an irregular heartbeat, heartbeat.
sorry to break it to you, but he's definitely fucking that other girl now...
I wish I still at least had the bruises on my ass to remember him by.
You've never really lived until you tell someone you have an STD over snap chat.
I'm only bisexual one week out of the month. Nothing like ovulation hormones to make the genders of my hookups seem completely irrelevant.
I just used a box o wine to refill a bottle o wine to more effectively drunk clean
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
I told him I just left the convent and really wanted a man. He fell for it. Sure beats telling him I'm a nympho stalker that followed him to the bar when I saw his beard.
you don't need to worry about using proper grammar if you're asking for the size of his dick.
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