Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
I feel like our bond is deeper now that we're both sleeping with married men. now we're really bffls
Nothin says happy bday jesus like a shot with your loved ones.
The party theme was heirs and heiress's. Most guys came in polo shirts but he came as the "arch duke of vagina".
No she had like 2 shots and started ironing her clothes and whispering random shit in my ear
Can we dedicate this weekends marathon sexcapades to all the haters?
Like, actually questioning if you ate dog shit last night
He goes "sorry was at the gym. Some of us workout " and I wanted to text him back and go "well some of us do occasional drugs so we don't have to"
Why must everything this weekend have to do with something going into or coming out of my vagina?
I just forgot I was standing up.
Stop it. You know what r&b does to my body
We were 69ing, but at an angle so we could both still watch Wall-E
Ok sry I left that ambiguous......did you want contact solution or fellatio?
i cant hook up i'm covered in egg rolls
there must be tiny pirates in the freezer stealing our rum.
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