Ben affleck wants to be a US senator. Just thought you would puke with me
you didnt say anything until i brought it up today. i guess i misjudged your maturity.
I guess I misjudged your gender.
okay im going to go eat, shower and find underwear... call if you want.... but ill be listenig to glee VERY loudly.
winter break is gonna be like a weird mixture of rehab fat camp and holiday cheer.
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Welll when you have a beer at 8:30 am you've already decided whaat kind of Sunday it ism
btw im making up a story about these stitches..... i think a hockey stick to the face sounds better then i fell up the stairs
I'm drunk off vodka and I haven't eaten today. I've never felt more like Kirsten Cohen in my life.
We celebrated International Women's Day by spending $700 and taking our tops off at the strip club
The boys offered to pay but we went halfs because we're feminists
Would it be crossing a line if I told him that I now know his girlfriend has a huge mole on her left ass cheek?
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where will you be at 9:30 tonight?
piledriving you in your roommate's bed?
It's my birthday, dammit, and I'm getting something for free. I don't care if it's just a drink at the bar.
YOU CAN GET THIS DICK FOR FREE
I'm a full-grown woman and thusly I expect my sphincters to behave themselves.
Putting plan B on my parents credit card wasn't the smartest idea
Hey what are you up to?
I am wear the people with the mustaches live. I have found their home.
DUDE, WE BOUGHT THE ACID TOGETHER.
I miss the pre Covid days when we could meet men in bars. Hitting on guys in the grocery store is just depressing
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