yeah she is the one who tells people i beat girls.. which ironically make me want to punch her in the face
This kristen chick is fuckin nuts. She's pyscho. She's a trainwreck. She carries baggage. She's... Perfect.
just saw an old couple make out...not too sure how I feel about it. though I will admit at one point I was thinking "oh yeah! get that!"
Astroglide: It's like Bengay for your ass.
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I was too high to figure out which of the three doors would lead me to my classroom, so i sat down in the middle of the hallway and ate a twinkie.
Highlight of my evening, pile of books falling onto me in front of people
I was dancing barefoot on glass at one point. That really sobered me up.
So i told him he was the 3rd i have ever slept with and then i found out he had actually slept with 5 other girls besides me. And his reply was well your number one on this hand.
So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
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bong water from a few floors above me just splashed onto my face when i was looking out the window. Happy 4/21 to me
She sucked my dick while i watched james bond. And they say marriage sucks
It's gay pride, I'm in my EMT uniform getting more girls than your straight ass ever will..
We went the strip club and out of no where the waitress brings him over a quesadilla and a jäger bomb and says your usual!! He swore he had never been there before
You have cats and a ten year IUD. Embrace it.
He took home that trashy slut from Bama but a NFL Lineman was just in my DMs so... who’s the real winner here
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