Best news ive heard all week. The cougars r coming! The cougars are coming!
On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
just learned how to wash a penis. thank you nursing school for getting me the most action i've had in months.
woke up with withdrawal cold sweats this morning. spring break must really be over.
I probably shouldn't have followed up that rainbow sherbet with beef jerky. This is a whole new level of fat, even for me.
Showing up at the grocery store at 5am to have the clerk sprint to the condom cabinet waiving the keys because you told him to hurry it was an emergency
we've got reservations. ask for the eat a bag of dicks table
You started an entire relationship based only on sex and emoticons.
We'll I told him I wanted to keep it PG last night, but then later I asked him to take his pants off. So i'm guessing it was my fault.
Is it worth it to drive to a zoo with a high possibility of sex at said zoo?
Mid stroke she told me she'd had bigger. Replied I could tell. Sex ended right at that moment.
Last night I went to spank her while she was riding me and sack-tapped myself.
Found an elderly homeless guy with a Gandalf beard passed out on my porch. I put a Santa hat over his erect dick cause he was naked.
HE CALLED HIMSELF HOT BAR GUY.
If I remember correctly he wasn’t
Is it still sex if there's no nudity, no orgasms, but the neighbors bang on the wall and ask you to stop? I've honestly forgotten.
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