My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
So ps i'm not pregnant with any athletes illegitimate children : )
If my vagina had boots, it would be shaking in them.
Well, shes famous, an alcoholic, hillarious, and has big boobs.... Pretty much my only aspirations in life.
It's a shame that I don't know his last name. Actually, it's an ever bigger shame that I don't know his first name
He said I was like bonnie and clyde all rolled into one but twice as trashy and 75% less clothes...
He obviously understands you completely.
obviously my correlation between being a pro surfer and being extremely good in bed was 100% wrong.
Nah it's cool, I made him pinky promise me he wouldn't die if I left him passed out in the bathroom.
Sober December ended when I found beer behind my bed...I lost $2000 but spent 6 hours sober. Meet me at the bar?
I cleared a drunken path to my bed for you. If you hit clothes you've gone too far.
I still can't believe he turned down that threesome with us in central park. He must be really committed.
Slip and slide hallway was not one of my better ideas.
Yeah yeah, I don't care. I bought a super soaker, so lets please go attracting attention by spraying each other while wearing white tank tops?
We are such grown women, dealing with life's problems one shower beer and reckless makeout session at a time.
Listen, some people have dreams, some people just want to cock slap a kangaroo
Randomize
