I think I kinda wanna bone that ginger from Harry Potter.
You literally just made my flesh crawl.
i just spit dirty mouth water on my dentist. and apparently grinning sheepishly and saying "my b" doesn't make it better
I almost didn't recognize her with a shirt on.
There really should be an "avoid ghetto" option on my GPS.
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not my fault. i got her to believe he wrote an oasis song. he still managed to find a way to make sure no girl ever gets near his penis.
I think I might.. possibly.. like a Justin Bieber song.
I think you might... possibly... have sprouted a vagina.
The plus side of allergy season is that after our weekend coke binge my runny nose fits right in.
Fuuuuck. Forgot it's October. FYI scarecrows are gonna fuck you up when you're driving high
I did shrooms last night. My drug checklist is complete, I can finally graduate.
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Oh man, buzzed lunch fridays almost got out of hand.
I fucked him while wearing his hat. I love the navy
when I was walking home I wad so excited to see a cat on the sidewalk but it was really a traffic cone
Did you mean to say flashlight? Or did your grandpa really give you a fleshlight for your bday?
day drinking didnt prepare me for this..
I had to pee so bad that I snuck into the bathroom while they were in the shower. At her request, he was massaging her boobs so they could grow faster. Also there was a laser light machine.
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