i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
As im putting my laundry in the machine, i find a solo cup and a pong ball that i signed babe ruth
I had one margarita and got the worst headache of my life... its like my liver has senior week ptsd
I don't know how many crown and cokes he went through but I know it was more that I have fingers. We are never leaving Texas.
Apparently suggesting that she was the kind of girl who might be expected to kill someone's pets hurt her feelings...
Somehow me showing up to/breaking into her house only to find I was a week early for the party became a night of weed cookies and sex.
they drunkenly created an obstacle course for the poor hamster and its ball.
and then we all passionately sang "what if god was one of us" until everyone passed out in the grass
Well, when you bump into your parents at a swingers meetup, it's time to change cities
I know but at least you've never been asked to have sex dressed up like Catwoman
BABE I MISS YOU SO MUCH LIKE THE SADNESS OVERWHELMS BONER ABILITY
All our friends are getting married, and I'm the dateless guy bringing molly to their weddings.
How is there a hawk inside this house? More importantly how the hell is he handling it without any gear?
What do you mean relationship? He paid for my tires and I gave him a blow job.
He’s basically a sexual superhero. A mild mannered marketing intern by day, but a very horny 22 year old with pornstar stamina at nights!
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