My mom foundout about my dui nd just called me to come home. I just took acid like 30 min ago. Wht should i do?
it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
I stood up and a chip flew out of my shirt and landed in the chip dish. I just walked away.
They're sharing a mixed drink at a bar with straws...its like a disney movie with booze
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we decided it was best to cut you off after we caught you trying to "baptize" my cat in the jungle juice
for once, the $56 i am about to pay for plan b was actually worth the sex.
i've really grown. sober me left an alarm for me every 10 minutes that said NO FAT CHICKS!
dude. im stealing that.
Are you still goin to the xmas party?
Yaaaa why?
Jus making sure i will have nice people i know to put a blanket over me when i pass out in the field .
Someone touched my vagina when we were out last night. The fact that it was you is inconsequential and I am still counting it as a pull.
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Pretty sure I just became my mom's wingman
I just used my VA prescription bottle of xanax to get a military discount at the liquor store. I win.
Only you could get away with that.
Its like drunk me is Oprah except instead of a car everyone's award is seeing my boobs
I've been vomiting all day.
All day? It's 10am.
The problem I'm having with looking for jobs while drunk is reading is really hard
Idk you're asking me for advice on dating bro, after I told you I got a convicts number today.
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