Shaq going to Cleveland; Vince Carter to the Magic; Michael Jackson, Farrah Fawcett, and Ed McMahon die.... ARMAGEDDON IS UPON US!!!!!
I never had a problem I couldn't slut my way out of.
You're sure you don't want to come? I'm pretty sure there is going to be "Pin the Tail on the Baby".
i like to finish this college football season knowing that not once have I had to masturbate to erin andrews
I just found my coat check number in my underwear.
pain. pain everywhere. this is why throwing yourself at concrete is a bad idea.
Dont really know what happened near the end, Pockets were filled with skittles though
The hot tub didn't work. But it's okay because we discovered just how many people you can fit in a bathtub.
Can you get the drug form of snow for the blizzard this weekend?
it's the amount of time you spend on preventing me from puking that really cements this friendship
Every little girl dreams of the day when she picks up her fuck buddy because he's drunk at the gay bar again.
Oh you know, the usual. We had a good date, I took her back home, she took off my pants, laughed, and left.
Welp. June's off to a great start. I just ripped my pants, completely sober, at 10:30 p.m.
ugh, my whole family is going ape shit over my sister's pregnancy blog. I dont get it? Anyone can get knocked up! I had rebound sex with a new york ranger last night, now that is something to fucking blog about.
And you tried to get me to have sex with you in our Harry potter closet lol
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