had to check his id this morning to remember his name.... i was wayy off
still haven't packed clothes. only wine. gotta love spring break
My 10 year old brother handed me a pack of condoms and said "here, i don't wanna be an uncle yet."
A guy wearing a hard hat while floating the river. It's the most responsible drinking we saw all day.
She's pathetic and vulnerable..and short. Thats his type.
They're letting me teach a freshman-laden class now. This university needs better background checks.
once again, we need to groom him to be a better human being. using liquor and tits.
Two dudes. Loud music. Dancing shirtless possibly naked. Why would I ever need cable?!
Nothing says thanksgiving like acid flashbacks
We played Rock Paper Scissors to see who would have to go down on the other person.
You know you went through something intense when you actuallu applaud yourself for not shitting your pants
Underoos and an IDGAF attitude: all you need to successfully win at life
(Underoos optional)
I may or may not have tried to give myself a lobotomy
Yeah, oh and the story gets better. His friend was dressed as a christmas tree wrapped in twinkle lights and had to plug himself in the wall all night.
Is it weird to invite your FWB to thanksgiving dinner??
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