Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
Whoa Z and x make the same sound
So i just got diagnosed with swine flu. im at walgreens looking like shit and this guy keeps staring at me. Im so gonna cough in his face.
well, dont
I didnt. i just coughed then looked at him menacingly. he got it.
She had to get her inhaler in the middle of fucking...but she kept it in.
His ankle bracelet only gets in the way when I'm trying to take off his pants.
Puked in my laptop case in the middle of my nutrition class.
I did shrooms last night. My drug checklist is complete, I can finally graduate.
Heed the warning of the ghost of Oktoberfest present: German beer is soooooooo much better than our watered down children's piss. also lost all my clothes and am wearing lederhosen the rest of the trip.
It was a book called Gay Safari.
I'm so happy for you now that you have found your perfect porn novel.
Tomorrow I need you to slap me in the face. I'll explain then
Rebecca hasn't has this number in 3 months. Please tell all her friends to stop calling at 3 am. We are not interested in buying or selling drugs nor do we want to hook up with anyone. You all need to go to rehab.
My vape juice got mixed up with the astroglide.
Wow..I bet that tasted bad.
Not tasted.
I never thought I would encounter a situation that was "Too Gay" for me...and yet there I was.
These business classes have improved my drug business ten fold
I want to ride that like one of the Horsemen of the Apocalypse- with bourbon in hand and without mercy.
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