But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
drink some water, pull the trigger, get a bfast sandwich. Only good things.
My grandmother just called to say she disowned me. Apparently I uploaded a video to Youtube of me dancing nude with a blow-up doll named Dorothy, last night. You are so fired from being damage control.
LMAO!!! just remembered you said this to me last night. "sometimes you post too many Jesus tweets. It's not that that's really bad... But I roll my eyes and you should know that."
I was drunk but it's true
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she would be the type to have more hair on her twat than on her head
she has to be all "alternative"
Well I woke up with spatula marks on my ass and burns on my hands.
I really want to shower but i'm afraid i'll sober up. My mouth feels like a stripper pole too...
The trashcan full of everclear punch caught on fire...you should probably come home now.
She sat on the toilet backwards so that she could hold onto the back part for balance. No she's not ready to go home.
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It's an open bar. I'm gonna be gone when you get here.
Text me the address now before you're too drunk to text English.
You should know two things about me,,,1) I am highly sexual and 2) I am HIGHLY competitive so you telling me about how much sex you had with the other girl makes me say "challenge accepted"... you should hydrate.
Do you hit a new low in life when you have to carry around a puke bag in your purse when you're hungover?
If its not for food we ain't going out.
Um so I might have accidentally on accident maybe blew up the bottom half of your truck...
There's nothing like a guy talking about your vagina as if it's delicious food to make your day better.
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