Maybe you should have studied instead of worrying about who is going to have sex with you
My lab manual has instructions for making home wine. Room project?
I just had to download an app to edit pictures on my new phone. The things I do for sexting...
Fire alarms went off at reception of gay wedding im at. We all had to evacuate until FD got here. Then...ill just text the photos.
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You grinded and hooked up with a middle aged tiger woods look-a-like with manboobs. Tequila isn't for you.
If for no other reason than to cuddle with that puppy, you have to hook up with him again.
i think when the guy sitting in the corner singing tells you you're too drunk, you're too drunk.
Who knew drunk me could climb a 17 story building for apple juice and sex
I am pretty damn sure that neither my body or his body is ready for how drunk I am getting tonight
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I need to pack up my vagina and leave. We only do bad things together.
If you got me high enough to laugh at a ceiling fan until I shat my pants you should at least have the decency to buy me another pair
I spent all the money my grandpa gave me for Christmas last night….solid start to 2015
Congrats you've received dick pics from an Olympic silver medalist
I just said "you do you" to my penis.
I continue to impress myself. Also I'm probably pregnant
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