A hot woman with candy. This is what heaven is filled with
I saved him in my fone as special pumba. he was just pumba but then he found me drugs
McDonalds has hash browns for only a quarter!....how many u want?
All of them
did i have both of my shoes on when the bouncer threw us out last night?
tried to order jimmy johns from the ER last night, the nurses did nottt approve
Ecstasy should be its own food group.
And then you asked me why my legs were so thick and started measuring them with a ruler
All I know is that I woke up with my pajamas on inside out in front of a bowl of watered down kd. Sitting up. I didn't even make it to bed.
We need to get stoned and watch Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles 2. This has become a priority. Schedule accordingly.
Everyone was soo nice and genuine.. Then again it coulda just been the drugs.
I just connected with one of your drug dealers on LinkedIn.
You don't know true terror until you get stuck in a porta potty while frying your face off.
Success! We fucked roommates!
Accidentally made a bowl of macaroni and cheese with a bottle of vodka. It's not that bad
I'm always down for nudity.
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