I just cut my nipple shaving
Encyclopedia Brown and the case of the missing condom.
I hope Brown isn't a clue to its whereabouts.
i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
never let anyone you met on skype borrow your car. lesson learned.
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I've made out with men from every corner of the globe. Sex-wise, I've almost conquered europe. Take that napoleon
From the prices on this menu it looks like I have no choice. I have to blow him.
My mom is purposely blasting Shania Twain downstairs so I can't jack off.
It started as a joke and ended with a trip to the emergency room, a broken macbook and a gigantic hole in the concrete of my driveway.
No, fuck buddies don't get birthday party privledges...
Sorry.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Why Weren't you wearing pants?
because pants are for people with no imagination
Yo, I can't just ask my mom where she relocated my vibrator to, can I?
I think it's safe to assume that dad heard you lose your lesbian virginity last night
I'm naked on my couch and just ate a chip that was in my belly button.. my 20s have been weird.
I'm eating go-gurt and drinking beer alone in the dark. This is why you shouldn't marry young.
I wonder if the sex shop has any Black Friday deals.
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