Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
dude i dont realllllly have to fuck her do i? its just a mess down there and i think im gonna cry
i called her out for picking her nose in public and he still wonders why i don't like her!
its always fun the next morning to look around the room and see where all the clothing landed.
The doctor put me on 3000 mg of amoxicillin a day. Which, for a sinus infection, seems pretty excessive to me.
Maybe he was just trying to knock out any potential ghonorrhea you might be carrying around.
Ah, my reputation precedes me.
Sitting next to a retarded hot married man on the plane, I got 6.5 hrs to homewreck this shit.
I woke up to his little sister feeling me up. I guess it's time to meet the family.
We ended up getting arrested after we flagged down the cops for a ride home with open beers in our hands... turns out the "nobody told me" excuse doesn't cut it anymore
I'm being an old woman and getting trashed in a night gown in public...of course it's going to be fun
If you set your screensaver to be a slides show, make sure you remove dick pics first. This lesson 1 of living with your great aunt
Neighbour is sobbing. Difficult to masturbate.
my life could not get any worse. just saw my sister in a porno
This strip club is mediocre. Talent is fine. Fung shui is bad.
If my life today were a movie the subtitle would be: Revenge of the Beer Shits
Omg I got up from his bed and almost did a header into the wall because I came so many times I forgot how to walk.
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