You're in luck. The brownies don't even have butter, just vege oil
you want to go make fun of the strippers on try out night
i got kicked out last time for laughing
Her life must suck. All she's got is "Miss Shamrock" WHICH SHE LOST!
I dreamt I won the Huge Cock Championship last night. It was glorious.
he had his head down and said he was listening for the buffalo, he had to still be drunk.
The bartender cut me off so I peed in the corner. How no one noticed I have no idea.
Haga you didnt jbsii whee wu an therer
Party on wayne
There's two sisters at this place and they look competitive. Try for a threesome tonight?
I will now send you explicit pics of mine and her genetalia bound together forever in the devils dance that is sexting.
No! Last time I got hit with a beer bottle
Haha, Tuesday man
He just showed up on my porch naked with just a blanket and a trash bag
Not only did she fulfill a life long dream of mine of banging in a library, she bought me subway for lunch. I feel like I got the best gold star ever today.
Have you ever been so drunk you pass out in the cab and everyone goes inside and forgets about you? I have
Went online to check my credit card... $147.87 at Waffle House. $632.36 at "Red Rose Gentleman's Club" and a $1000 cash advance from an ATM. I may no longer be a fiancé.
Sorry for not calling you back. I got drunk and passed out on the kitchen floor. I just found my phone in the shower.
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