Girls only wine night turned into a sloppy drunk lesbian orgy again
The best part was that when I woke up, I poked her with my dick to wake her up, and said, "Hi, I'm Alex. Nice to meet you". Shoulda seen the look on her face. Priceless.
its like she was born with a silver dick in her mouth
I tried to cut him off and he said "I was the president of a fraternity for 3 years, I could outdrink God."
I need a $60 an hour job, because I have a $50 an hour drinking habit.
There is a mosh pit in our kitchen. You better hurry.
Is it bad that I see a party full of girls I know he has fucked as a challenge for me to be the one who ends up in his bed?
She literally pulled the door off the hinges and "dropped" it down the stairs... Do I just say 'good job' and put her to sleep?
just got home to find my brothers naked on the floor covered in chocolate. i am now nervous about sleeping in the same room as them
This is the second girl that said she wanted to fuck me while wearing a clown nose. Fuck online dating
Come to Des Moines on Saturday, handcuff yourself to me and drink a bottle of vodka
I thought I would be a proper lady and put my spare panties in a ziplock
He was fingering me and I came so hard that I actually broke his wrist. We're at the ER now.
I never knew it was coming. He was cute and nerdy, cute and nerdy, cute and nerdy, and then BAM! Best hookup ever.
If you shit your pants and not say anything about it right before we have sex one more time I'm dumping you.
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