Got separated, got a half bj, got dropped off in random part of the city, don't tell anyone
i mean you're really good at taking the morning after pill...so you could put that on your resume..
yeah, i think fast in a bad sitatuion and am able to react with appropriate measures
I just watched the Dark knight, Maggie Gylennhaal looks like Katie Holmes after a stroke
he clicked a button a stirrups came down from the ceiling... if I don't come home by sunday, report me.
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Not even the dog will look at me anymore.
then mid-sex he looked at me and said "i hope this is as good for you as it is for me" and kept going.
well when mom kept referring to my "black hole of a vagina" and how i devoured all the nuts at the party like i was a pro, i figured my stay was up.
I knew it was gonna be a rough night when the guys next to us at Relay for Life started shot gunning beers and yelling "This ones for all the hot chicks that went bald because of cancer". It kinda went downhill from there....
Question: rebounding with your exboyfriend over your rebound guy is healthy right?
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A gay black guy with blonde hair and a gold tooth just told me he would shit on my face.
Now it's a party.
Had the longest conversation today with a potentially homeless cuban woman about mind control.
I literally have nothing else left to cut besides my drug budget; the dark days are among us
I'm worried my dog collar isn't going to come in time. I might be trying on dog collars at PetSmart next week. That could get awkward.
I NEED A MOM FRIEND. NOW.
So you're saying that I ended up challenging a dude to Uno then proceed to punch them in the face?
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