Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
They use the phrase "final warning" so often the words have lost all meaning.
I'm gonna write a book, Things that go bump in the night: The story of Katelyn. Chapter one, my roommate is a dumb whore.
i'm sitting in the library realizing that the 2 most productive things i did this weekend was have sex and go to the liquor store...
so, the parking garage attendent caught us humping in the car. long story short, we have free parking whenever we want! take that abstinence.
I just realized I am holding a beer in 133 out of 134 photos of me on my facebook page.
Nobody is perfect
I'm at Waffle House wearing one of the paper hats in the other
he convinced me that i wont have to do the walk of shame bc he has to go to jail in the morning
We're both on the slippery slope toward middle age...and really shame riddled bar experiences
Dude, the coffee is horrible this morning, Cass changed something about it
We ran out of Bailey's Irish cream...
This is what regular coffee tastes like?!?! Fuck the adult life.
You said you were uncomfortable with your body and then you started making whale noises
We discussed how many times we've passed out during sex. The answers may shock you.
Well my parents know I get medical Cannabis they saw me on the news at the dispensary
i'm eating chex mix in the shower while texting. i feel accomplished.
She was calling him Bob Saget and asking him to buy her shots....how do you think the night went?
I basically spent the entire weekend in bed with that red head.Every time I tried to leave she got me too horny to think straight. I was kidnapped by vagina
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